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Tip of the day: Don’t argue with the crazies…

March 6, 2010

Every campus has them: Religious nutjobs who take it upon themselves to preach the word of Jeebus to the poor, degenerate student body. Riiiiight.

I know it can be tempting, but just as you shouldn’t feed the animals at the zoo, it’s not a good idea to engage the crazies. You will not win. Obviously, these people are bananas (the official medical term for not-sane), and reason and logic is not something they are prone to respond positively to. They will call you a fornicator, and they may even smack you with a Bible.

Just keep walking. Avoid eye contact as if your life depends on it. The end.

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