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March 15, 2010

Rufio had Pan...

I thought that would get your attention. Everybody loves Rufio. But I’m not here to talk about the best Robin Williams movie ever (if I get any comments about Flubber, I will ban you from my site. I can do that, because I’m in charge). I am here to talk about Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang!

...Chelsea has Chuy

Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang is the newest edition to comedian and internationally known floozie Chelsea Handler’s wildly successful book series. I am a little biased, being that I love midgets, vodka, and Jewish people: a.k.a the Chelsea Lately Trifecta. Chelsea has her own little Mexican jumping bean/nugget named Chuy, which makes me horribly jealous and proud at the same time. She also had her father jailed for child molestation once as a teen; not because he ever molested her, but because she wanted him out of the house so she could have a party. Inspired and gutsy…I like it.

So if you have an irreverent, sarcastic, borderline masochistic sense of humor, Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang is the book for you! Here’s a little sample of what you’re in for…

2 Comments leave one →
  1. Stav permalink
    March 15, 2010 11:33 pm

    I love this blog. Rephrase: I love love love this blog, actually.
    I read today on PerezHilton that Chuy is a porn star? I thought that in the (unlikely) chance you don’t already know this, I would inform you…not sure if you are going to be disturbed or intrigued. Possibly both?
    Anywho, keep writing girl, you’ve got a knack.

    • March 19, 2010 4:15 pm

      Thanks Stav! I miss your face! And yes…I am aware of Chuy’s dark past. It breaks my little midget-loving heart.

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