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Maybe just start with a plant: A lesson in pumping the breaks

April 7, 2010

Big tree fall hard...ON YOUR CHILD


While watching 16 and Pregnant on MTV last night, my special buddy Brooke and I had a thought: Just because you are physically capable of reproducing, doesn’t mean you are in any way qualified. You know, just another version of the “just-because-you-can-doesn’t-mean-you-should” idea. If you are still sleeping with stuffed animals, and think “fraternity test” is the correct term for parental identification testing, you are probably not ready to raise a miniature human.

So in honor of birth control and mild-to-moderate common sense, I bring you my new favorite website. Here’s a little preview of the magic of reprehensible parenting that awaits you…

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